Valley Vantage – RUNAWAY NIGHTMARE

BIG MIKE’S ADVICE TO THE LOVESICK #2

1 Jan

by BIG Mike Cartel If you have questions regarding your relationship or wonder why no one likes you, then write to BIG MIKE – because he’s been...
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ANDY ROONEY and POLITICAL CORRECTSPEAK

9 Oct

Michael Cartel from the Valley Vantage 1992 CLICK TO...
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HOLLYWOOD WILL PAY YOU FOR FUN, MONEY AND LOVE!

6 Jun

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WORK SMART, CHICKS FOR FREE

28 Apr

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MIKE CARTEL’S EASY ROAD TO SUCCESS

13 Apr

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CARTEL’S DESERT PARADISE FOR FREE!

28 Mar

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I MADE A MONSTER SO MAD HE SUED ME

9 Mar

Mike Cartel Revised from DISGUISE OF SANITY Pepperbox Books © Michael Cartel Gerard Schaefer slowed his car along the beach to ask a girl if she wanted a ride home. Always careful riding with strangers, Gerry had the eyes/smile she...
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CARTEL DIRECTS AGAIN AS ‘GHOST DOG’ HITS THE BEACH

22 Feb

As a combat soldier, LAPD cop, carnival midway fighter, middleweight boxer, movie stunt man, LAUSD high school teacher, newspaper owner-editor, sideshow barker and target of failed filmmakers who have become hateful film critics, Cartel is no stranger at ducking...
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