DEATH VALLEY WORM RANCH

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MIKE CARTEL’S POSTS
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THE MURDER MAC SNUFF TAPES

I MADE A MONSTER SO MAD HE SUED ME

A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To Vietnam
 
 
 

MIKE CARTEL’S EASY ROAD TO SUCCESS

LUST AND DEATH AT PROJECT MIRANDA

THE ART OF GETTING GIRLSWillow A-1

A CONVERSATION WITH RIVER PHOENIX AND DAN AYKROYD
 

CAN HOLLYWOOD GET ANY STUPIDER?

MIKE CARTEL INTERVIEWS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

TALKING WITH AL PACINO WITHIN EARSHOT OF BRIAN DePALMA

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‘FIRE IN THE SKY’ PUSHES THE LIMITS OF FICTION SCIENCE

WEIRD ON TOP AND WILD AT HEART

CARTEL’S DESERT PARADISE FOR FREE! 

A DATE WITH MADAM GUILLOTINE

WE WELCOME PRINCE VLAD AS OUR NEW COLUMNIST

CURES IN SEARCH OF A DISEASE

 

CARTEL DIRECTS AGAIN AS ‘GHOST DOG’ HITS THE BEACH

WOMEN ON MEN

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BIG MIKE’s ADVICE TO THE LOVESICK

 

HOW A FOOL CAN MAKE MONEY SERIES

 

A KILLER STORM SAVES A SLOW DAY IN THE NEWS

 

BREAKING HUMANS OF HUMANITY

 

HOLLYWOOD WILL PAY YOU FOR FUN, MONEY AND LOVE

 

 

BIG MIKE’S ADVICE TO THE LOVESICK #2

 

MY INTERVIEW WITH TWO YOUNG ANGRY ACTORS

ANDY ROONEY and POLITICAL CORRECTSPEAK 
 
 

 

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